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- If you're gonna get funky, cover your monkey!
- You'll go home a loner if you don't cover your boner!
- Before you wag it, better bag it!
- No balloon - no party!
- You won't get a goody 'til you wrap your woody!
- If you go into heat, package your meat!
- Without a doubt, you should cover your spout!
- Don't be a dork - wrap your pork!
- Condoms: the pecker picker upper!
- It don't take long to cover your schlong!
- Stop and think, and then cover your dink!
- Wrap your wagger if you're gonna shag her!
- Put a rubber on your chubber!
- If you are huffin' and puffin', protect your muffin!
- You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
- Before you dive in, cover your skin!
- Before you slip between her thighs, don't forget to condomize!
- No glove, no love!
- If getting naked is your plan, cover your penis like a man!
- A condom is a crash helmet for your hot rod!
- It only takes a jiffy to cover Mr. Stiffy!
- Before you dip your wick, cover your dick!
- Nothin' says lovin' like rubber in the oven!
- When she's looking slinky, wrap your dinky!
- Gift-wrap your member, especially in December!
- It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter!
- Don't bungle the job - cover your knob!
- No condemnation for the Condom Nation!
- Control your sperm - cover your worm!
- It is not the length of the wand but the magic that's in it!
- Backdoor boys have no choice - cover the skin or you don't get in!
- Shroud the moose before you let loose!
- Keep it calm, or it's you and your palm!
- It's not always better, wetter!
- If you wanna be mine, cover your vine!

