Sue's Condom Quips

  • If you're gonna get funky, cover your monkey!
  • You'll go home a loner if you don't cover your boner!
  • Before you wag it, better bag it!
  • No balloon - no party!
  • You won't get a goody 'til you wrap your woody!
  • If you go into heat, package your meat!
  • Without a doubt, you should cover your spout!
  • Don't be a dork - wrap your pork!
  • Condoms: the pecker picker upper!
  • It don't take long to cover your schlong!
  • Stop and think, and then cover your dink!
  • Wrap your wagger if you're gonna shag her!
  • Put a rubber on your chubber!
  • If you are huffin' and puffin', protect your muffin!
  • You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
  • Before you dive in, cover your skin!
  • Before you slip between her thighs, don't forget to condomize!
  • No glove, no love!
  • If getting naked is your plan, cover your penis like a man!
  • A condom is a crash helmet for your hot rod!
  • It only takes a jiffy to cover Mr. Stiffy!
  • Before you dip your wick, cover your dick!
  • Nothin' says lovin' like rubber in the oven!
  • When she's looking slinky, wrap your dinky!
  • Gift-wrap your member, especially in December!
  • It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter!
  • Don't bungle the job - cover your knob!
  • No condemnation for the Condom Nation!
  • Control your sperm - cover your worm!
  • It is not the length of the wand but the magic that's in it!
  • Backdoor boys have no choice - cover the skin or you don't get in!
  • Shroud the moose before you let loose!
  • Keep it calm, or it's you and your palm!
  • It's not always better, wetter!
  • If you wanna be mine, cover your vine!