Episode #035 - November 30, 2003

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

Sex Checks Believe it or not, I found these items at the airport and thought it was just a neat idea. They are called EROS CHEQUES. Now, don't try and cash these at your local bank, the teller may not be impressed…on the other hand, she just might be, ya never know.

One book called RU-UP4IT has 36 IOU's, with an expiry date, designation, and a promise - perhaps 10 hot hot kisses, to a really wicked time, not to diss you again or not to leave my socks on.

The other book called SEX CHEQUES has some really steamy promises, such as "I promise to suck your toes for 10 minutes before sex", "I promise to let you have sex with me wherever you choose", and, my favourite, "I promise to make sex last longer than 2 minutes". I also liked "I promise not to laugh during sex." I just think it is brilliant, and of course there's some blank cheques so you could always make up your own.

If you see these cheques or IOU's in any store, grab them for future use, you won't regret it, and I promise you, neither will your partner. On the HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, Eros Cheques rate 3 briquets.

Sue's Mini Review

We have "Books for Dummies" and "Idiots Guides" to cover almost every topic from computers to skiing, and here is THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING MEN AND WOMEN by Lillian Glass. This should be compulsory reading for every couple in a long-term relationship. It is all about listening - really listening - then interpreting what your partner is really saying, then verifying your assessments, then reacting and responding.

I am really really impressed with this self-help book. If you both read it and talk about it, you could save hours of relationship counseling and all of the emotional and financial costs. A very good investment.