Episode #039 - January 11, 2004

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

Grand Prix Stroker Pump Gotta be a MAN THING, the new GRAND PRIX STROKING AND SUCKING Penis pump. That just about says it all, doesn't it? If you are ambi/ tri/ dexterous, this is a good toy. Put 4 C Batteries in the variable speed hand control and insert the bulb into the nozzle. So far,so good. Then simply tuck your penis inside the soft sleeve, press against your abdomen, squeeze the bulb to obtain a vacuum. Got it? O.K. still holding it firmly against your belly, using the control, you can start with vibrations, then move to 'twister' to start the turbo-charged head exciter until it triggers ejaculation. And you are off, in more ways than one.

Other than having to be an airline mechanic to run one, the only problem is cleaning. The sleeve does not come out of the tube, so get yourself a baby bottle cleaning brush to reach all the way in there.

On the HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, we are rating this a 3 briquet sex toy for guys who are not perceptually handicapped.

Sue's Mini Review

True to its title "THE BIG BOOK OF MASTURBATION, by Martha Cornog, published by Down There Press, is ALL there. Do you believe anybody could write 374 pages about solitary sex? All you might ever want to know about a "ménage a moi". Great, great book. Grab it, the book I mean, you won't regret it.