Episode #053 - April 25, 2004

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

Homemade Sex Toys I say why pay good money for sex toys when you can make your own at home. So here's this year's batch of my annual erotic cheapies. Hope you have a pen and paper handy so you can jot down a few of these ideas.

You would pay big bucks for this simple idea. Cheap plastic Easter Eggs, you write out ideas for fun sexy things to do in the bathtub. Toss then in the tub, and you each take turns plucking one out, read it to your partner and then…. action.

Guys, here's a cheap way to spice up your entrance to the bedroom. Slide this pony tail elastic around your penis and sashay over to your partner, swing and sway. How could she resist? She might fall off the bed laughing, but that's the whole point - have some fun!

Now, if you want to get a bit kinky, here's an idea - Two cheap dog leashes, clipped together, covered with some foam and duct tape and you have a sex sling that could prove interesting. You should have seen ME trying to work this one out. The cat was not impressed.

For the home handy man, here's a tool belt with a difference. Take your favorite sex toys, place in the plackets and do a sexy bump and grind around the house after the kids are in bed. Be sure to include condoms, batteries, tissues, and at least one candle in addition to the toys. You never know when the lights are gonna go out - nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Sue's Mini Review

I know I have reviewed this book before, but we were talking about female desire dysfunction, and this is one of the best books available - "For Women Only : A Revolutionary Guide to Overcoming Sexual Dysfunction and Reclaiming Your Sex Life" by Berman and Berman. These two sisters - one a urologist, the other a sex therapist - have written a book that can help ALL women enjoy a fuller and happier sex life.