Episode #055 - May 9, 2004

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

Okay, this is a real GUY thing, if ever there was one - the CLONE-IT kit. This kit contains all the tools to make a silicone copy of YOUR tool. Here's how it works:

Clone It process The box comes with a molding cylinder - looks like a patty stacker - that can accommodate up to a 9 inch penis. Not too many of those around, so it should be fine for you. It also contains molding material that you mix with water and then pour into the cylinder. Then, you stick your erect penis into the tube, pull it out, and voila, you have a negative mold of your precious member. Finally, you add some colouring to the bottle of liquid silicone, pour it into the mold, and then wait 12 hours to tear off the mold.

Clone It process Sounds simple enough, but our anonymous tester ran into some pitfalls. First off, this is just about impossible to do all by yourself. You can only mix the molding material for one minute before you pour it into the mold or else it will start to harden in the bowl. That was lesson number one. Of course, if he had read the directions, he would have known that. As I said, it's a GUY thing. Secondly, trying to maintain an erection while you are mixing ingredients is well nigh impossible unless you find cooking to be an erotic experience. You really need someone to do the scut work while you keep the beast at attention. That was lesson number two. The directions warn you about trimming your pubic hair before sticking it in the mold, but our tester ignored that. Lesson number three - pubic hair sticks to molding material. Youch!

Clone It process How did it turn out? Well, on the first attempt, the tester only managed to get his penis half-way in the mold before losing his erection. Here's the result - perfectly detailed in silicone, half a penis. Clone It process Now, I'm going to try to rip this open and see how attempt number two turned out. (SUE OPENS UP MOLD)

Hey, that was easy. There it is - a perfect replica of the real thing.

So, ladies, if you want a replica of your man's member, or guys, if you want a copy of your favourite toy, then the CLONE IT is for you. You can also add a vibrator or a suction cup to it. And according to our tester, clean up was surprisingly easy. On the HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, we are giving the CLONE IT 3 briquets.


NOTE: Because of customer complaints about this company, we can no longer recommend this product.



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