Episode #077 - February 27, 2005

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

Rocker Ball and attachment We got a couple of things in the HOT STUFF BAG tonight.

The Swiss exercise Ball it ain't. The basic is called the EASY RIDER ROCKER BALL, with a big red plug. This plug is called a VAC-U-LOCK SYSTEM and it also comes on strap-ons and harnesses. You can buy a variety of sex toys that are then interchangeable. Not a bad idea.

So here you have the ball with the NATURAL DOUBLE PENETRATOR locked onto the plug. You gotta use lube to get these on. Now, you are supposed to kneel and bounce or rock with the vibrator in your vagina and the butt plug…you know where. There is a variable speed control just to keep you a rocking. Reality check here - your thigh and tush muscles are gonna give out before the ball does, and if you get too enthusiastic, you could hurt yourself.

If push comes to shove and you don't like the ball, you can use the double penetrator all by itself. It has a sealed motor so it is easy to clean.

We like this idea of having interchangeable holders for the devices, but the EASY RIDER ROCKER BALL is a bit of a dud and the DOUBLE PENETRATOR reeks of overkill. On the HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, we're giving this combo a sputtering 2 briquets.

cover Sue's Mini Review

I have a pretty extensive vocabulary of sexual slang, but I loved the refresher course I got when I read BAWDY LANGUAGE: EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT WERE AFRAID TO SAY by Lawrence Paros, published by Kvetch Press. A history of sex and social commentary all in one. I just loved it.