Episode #103 - January 29, 2006

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

Passionate Princess Kit You know how cheap I am, so I love kits because they give good value for money. We've got a great one for Valentine's Day in the HOT STUFF BAG tonight.

It is called the PASSIONATE PRINCESS KIT, guaranteed to warm up the castle on a cold winter's night.

First, you start off the evening with the ROMANCE COLLECTION DVD from the Sinclair Intimacy Institute. This is a trilogy of sexy short films where the romance is more important than the plumbing. There is some nudity but the emphasis is on the erotic. Trust me – these will warm up any fair maiden.

After you get the embers smoldering, add some fuel to the fire. How about a massage? There's an elegant bottle of INTTIMO AROMATHERAPY MASSAGE OIL. The scent is called 'Romance'. And this is no cheesy bottle of massage oil. This is a high-quality product from a company called Wet that specializes in oils and lubes, and this one has a gentle aroma that will melt her heart.

Things will be getting pretty hot by this point - time to present the ROYAL PRINCESS. It's a soft, pliable, silicone vibrator that will tickle her G-spot or tease his penis and testicles and drive him wild. It has 7 different speeds including a pulsing function. Best of all, it is waterproof, so you can use it in the shower or easily clean it. Why not do both at the same time? That could be fun.

Finally, she can put the bridle on the stallion – a leather, studded cock-ring – and gallop off to ecstasy. In addition, the kit includes a bottle of SLIPPERY KITTY STRAWBERRY LUBE and some CRAZY GIRL FEMME WIPES. All you need for a royal ride.

This is one kit the crew is not getting. On our HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, the PASSIONATE PRINCESS KIT is getting 4 briquets.


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Sue's Mini Review

Finally, a book with a little meat on its bones - “RECLAIMING DESIRE: A Guide to Finding your Lost Libido”, by Goldstein and Brandon. The authors, a gynaecologist and a psychologist, aim their book directly at women who feel their sex-drive has gotten up and driven away. They thoroughly understand that female sexual disorder is a complex mix of physical, emotional, and intellectual malaise. No drugs, no therapist, just awareness and insight. I strongly recommend this book for all women of all ages.

 

Do you consider an Internet chatroom relationship to be cheating?

YES - 53%

NO - 26%

MAYBE - 21%

(Final tallies include West Coast votes.)