Episode #123 - November 5, 2006

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

Tantra beam I'm trying to figure out the name, TANTRA BEAM. Nothing to do with Tantra and diddly squat to do with a beam, so you figure it out.

They call it an innovative treatment device - I wanna know, “What exactly are we treating?” There is a small finger vibrator that is held on with Velcro. Well, that Velcro is gonna get goobie on sloopy genitals. Oh well, they sent more Velcro. Phew…

Then there is the remote control that gets wrapped around your wrist with more Velcro, and a wire runs to the vibrator. The remote, with speeds from “delicate to delicious”, needs 2 AAA batteries. Boy, I'd say you can forget about being spontaneous with all these wires and Velcro. Assembling a jet would be more romantic.

You are paying a lot of money for fancy packaging and for something the FUKUOKU does with a lot less hassle. So, sorry folks, but on the HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, the TANTRA BEAM gets one Velcro briquet.

Hot Stuff Extra!

Afterglow Tissues Getting lube off sex toys can be messy, so this is a handy, new product – AFTERGLOW TOY TISSUES. Alcohol-free so it won't damage toys, the large, cloth-like tissues are available in individual packs, ideal for bedside use. Pre-moistened with an anti-bacterial formula, AFTERGLOW does not leave fibers like other cleaners. Available from Devine Toys.

Sue's Mini Review

Authors EM and LO are best known for their book, “Position of the Day”. Their new book, REC SEX: AN A-Z GUIDE TO HOOKING UP, offers every slang term or phrase used in our sexual vocabulary. From “slut” - someone who has more sex than you do – to “pinch hitter”, a substitute sex partner, it's a fun book. But there were a few things I hear and couldn't find listed, such as shagging, golden showers, felching, rainbow kiss and a few others. So this is not a definitive dictionary of sex terminology, if that is what you are looking for.

Sunday Night Poll Results

Does snoring affect your sex life?

YES - 21%

NO - 68%

MAYBE - 11%

(Final tallies include West Coast votes.)