Episode #124 - November 12, 2006

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

Turbo Sroker We've got something BIG and NOISY in the HOT STUFF BAG tonight.

Looks real cool - it is called the WATERPROOF TURBO STROKER, an automated masturbator for guys.

The silicone sleeve on the interior goes up and down, so you lubricate the penis and slide it in. There's a control for the speed of the up and down motion, plus a control to make the whole contraption vibrate. From a mechanical point of view, it all sounds plausible.

The problem with this type of device is that it does not grip the penis at all. It simply moves the silicone sleeve up and down around the head and shaft. There are nubs inside, and it does create a pleasant sensation on the penis, and you will ejaculate eventually – let's just hope you don't have any other appointments that day.

These devices are always NOISY, and this one is no exception. One improvement that the TURBO STROKER offers is that it is waterproof. You can use it in the shower, and that will drown out the noise. It's also a bit easier to clean than most of them because the base comes apart.

Ultimately, though, these stroking masturbators always promise more than they can deliver, and our tester insists that the rosy palm beats them all. On the HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, the WATERPROOF TURBO STROKER is getting 2 briquets.

Hot Stuff Extra!

Hot and Spicey Dice These HOT AND SPICEY PARTY DICE can steam up any evening. Each player rolls three dice to determine the location, the body part, and the action the other partner will perform. Hey, that beats dirty Scrabble any day!

Sue's Mini Review

Because of the potential for damage in a relationship, I have always been very leery about threesomes. But this book – THREESOME: HOW TO FULFILL YOUR FAVORITE FANTASY by Lori Gammon and Bill Strong – offers plenty of insight into the experience. One problem – it is aimed at the classic male fantasy of two women and one man, so some readers might find this sexist. But, if that is the type of ménage a trois that you and your partner are curious about, do read this book first. I was impressed although I am still a little antsy about it.

Sunday Night Poll Results

Did you ever have sex with your boss?

YES - 14%

NO - 73%

ALMOST - 13%

(Final tallies include West Coast votes.)