Episode #126 - November 26, 2006

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

Bend It Double Dong Tonight's toy is so big you may have to buy a new bedside table just to keep it in.

It is called the BEND IT ULTRA DOUBLE DONG, and at 13 inches, it is definitely the biggest dildo we have seen for awhile. But, as I always say, big ain't necessarily better. We will get to that, but first, the good points:

It has a soft, jellee exterior, and is easy to clean. Plus, it has an innovative skeletal core that allows it to bend into any shape and stay there - far more useful than some huge rubbery thing floppin' around in the breeze.

But what do you do with it? These double-dong toys offer a realm of possibilities. A female could possibly use it for simultaneous vaginal and anal penetration, or two females could use it for joint vaginal stimulation, or a male could use it with a female or another male for anal penetration. Let your imagination - and coordination - run wild.

I do have a concern about the size of this thing. Someone using it on a partner or even on themselves may be tempted to “take the whole thing”. No matter what hole you stick this in, that could be very dangerous.

So, if you use it with some common sense, the BEND IT ULTRA DOUBLE-DONG will give you some creative playtime in the bedroom. Just be careful not to poke your eye out. On the HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, it rates 3 briquets.

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Hot Stuff Extra!

Paris Duckie Probably the cutest sex toy in the world, “I Rub My Duckie” is back with an elegant Paris version. The waterproof massager comes with a removable feather boa and a genuine Swarovski crystal in the beak. Talk about se-duck-tion!

Sue's Mini Review

I was not impressed with Playboy magazine when it was first published in 1953. I hated the centerfold, but must admit I did read the letters. Well, here they are, a selection in a new book, THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR by Chip Rowe. The questions and answers are quite funny although they do not claim to be medically or anatomically correct, but it is humorous bedtime reading for both of you to share.

Sunday Night Poll Results

Would you leave someone you love
because the sex is bad?

YES - 34%

NO - 45%

MAYBE - 21%

(Final tallies include West Coast votes.)