Episode #149 - May 27, 2007

Top Toys Season 5

Once again this season, viewers voted on the best toys of the year. Here's the final list in order of votes:

  1. Head Honcho - 26%
  2. The Cone - 21%
  3. Vibratex Pixie - 11%
  4. Bend It Ultra Double Dong - 10%
  5. Sally Sea - 9%
  6. Urge Body Bouncer - 6%
  7. Internal Sensations Vibe - 6%
  8. Pandora P & G Spot Passion - 5%
  9. Emotional Bliss Jasmine - 4%
  10. Natural Contours Ideal - 2%

Click here for full reviews and photos of these winners!

Sue's Top Ten Recommended Books

1. He Comes Next – Ian Kerner

2. The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability – Kaufman, Silverberg, Odette

3. Sex Advice From… - Nerve

4. Sex Matters for Women – Foley, Cope, Sugrue

5. All You Need is Love & Other Lies about Marriage – John Jacobs

6. The Connoisseur's Sex Guide – Anne Hooper

7. Threesomes – Gammon, Strong

8. Doing It Right – Bronwen Pardes

9. I Love Female Orgasm – Solot, Miller

10. The Passion Prescription – Dr. Laura Berman

 
Worst Toy of the Year!

Creamsicle

If you looked up the word “crap” in the sex toy dictionary, you would probably find a picture of this toy. This is the CYBERSKIN CREAMSICLE. It is a hard plastic vibrator with a removable cyberskin sleeve disguising how cheap it is. There are ridges and a pointless, twitching tip that is totally useless since the top two-thirds of the vagina has no nerve endings.

The toy is not waterproof and the sleeve is difficult to remove for cleaning when it is lubricated. In fact, the one good thing a plastic vibrator can do is vibrate like crazy, but the cyberskin sleeve absorbs most of the vibrations on this piece of junk, rendering it useless.

As you can tell, we were not impressed with the CYBERSKIN CREAMSICLE. It is a shameless waste of natural resources with no redeeming features. On the HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, it rates one grudging briquet, and that's only because we reserve zero briquets for toys that explode. So far, it has NOT done that.