Episode #166 - March 9, 2008

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

G SPOT EXTENDER We have got some Grade A junk in the HOT STUFF BAG tonight.

Nasty looking piece of work, this is called the G SPOT PENIS EXTENDER and it is totally useless.

It is supposed to fit on the head of the penis, held in place by the condom attachment. It flops in more ways than one, believe me. And think, if any guy came at you with this hot pink knob hanging on the end of his penis, you would burst out laughing. The idea that his penis needs an extension just adds insult to injury. It promotes the false belief many guys have that having a bigger penis equals better sex. Fellas, get over it.

On the HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, the G SPOT PENIS EXTENDER gets a well-deserved rating of zero briquets. We suggest you boycott this dismal piece of crap.

Hot Stuff Extra!

NeatSheets Tired of rolling onto your bottle of lube half-way through sex? NEATSHEETS have a handy storage pouch built right in on both sides of the bed.

This high-quality linen offers discreet pockets for condoms or vibes, or even the TV remote. Clever idea for some clutter-free cavorting.

 

The manufacturer is offering TALK SEX viewers a 15% discount for online orders.
Enter the code word "talksex" when ordering from neatsheets.com.

One position that's favoured by full figured and pregnant lovers is the side entry. The woman lies on her back and the man enters at a right angle to her body. It's a good position for a 'quickie'

 

 

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since it can be performed with little undressing. It's also good for conceiving if the woman remains with her legs drawn back for a few minutes afterwards.



Sue's Mini Review

O.K. I'll be honest – I am not a game person. My idea of a good game is Bingo. But this is a winner. It is called DISCOVER YOUR LOVER and it is designed to open conversation between you and your partner, to stimulate sexual energy and gusto. There is a board, die, a timer, and cards with questions and tasks that you perform to get to the finish as quickly as possible. It's the cards that are the key, from easy to difficult questions, from affectionate to intimate to passionate tasks. The game takes about 90 minutes to play, but in the end, you will know your partner much better. It is a bit expensive, but a good investment in learning about your lover.

 
Sunday Night Poll Results

Have you ever bought a sex toy that was a rip-off?

YES - 49%

NO - 47%

DON'T REMEMBER - 4%

(Final tallies include West Coast votes.)