Episode #169 - April 6, 2008

Hot Stuff Sex Toy

My First Cyberskin It never fails to amaze me how the marketing of sex toys is infinitely stupid, and the HOT STUFF BAG is brimming with stupidity tonight.

We all remember childhood items like MY FIRST BIKE or MY FIRST DOLLHOUSE. Well, meet MY FIRST CYBERSKIN FANTASY COCK. I'm not kidding.

This is not a vibrator - this is one honkin big purple dildo. The saving grace is that it is not made out of hard plastic or jelly. It is Cyberskin, so it feels like the real thing, although it is a damn big thing. Perfect if your first date is gonna to be Shrek.

I wish I could show you the box, where the marketing geniuses really waxed poetic…”as firm as an eager boyfriend on that special night” and “a naughty set of balls to complete your playtime fun”. After a build up like that, it had better be good.

Seriously, it is a perfectly fine dildo, albeit a bit big for beginners. Cyberskin feels great but it is fussy – it needs special cleaning and should be powdered with cornstarch for storage. And don't store it with other toys because it can cause them to melt. On the HOT STUFF HIBACHI OF LOVE, MY FIRST CYBERSKIN FANTASY COCK rates 2 briquets.

Hot Stuff Extra!

Discreet Sensations Hairbrush You can't beat a dual-function sex toy, and the DISCREET SENSATIONS HAIRBRUSH PLUS works for personal grooming and bedroom zooming. The metal handle detaches and becomes a powerful, 6V vibrator that can be connected to all manner of fun attachments. And after your romp, just lie back and brush your hair...

Think of this position as an exotic appetizer for more standard fare to come. The angle of penetration






is unusual but there's also the risk of slippage unless the man is very well endowed.

Sue's Mini Review

This book really tickled my funny-bone. Now, I knit a little, so when we were sent NAUGHTY NEEDLES by Nikol Lohr, I was intrigued. You can knit a bikini, although there is no guarantee that it won't stretch a mile and fall off. Hey, that might be fun too. How about Hootchie Kootchie pasties you can whip up in a second, stick on with eyelash glue. Can't you just see me knitting these up on an aeroplane?

Sunday Night Poll Results

Are you hornier in the Spring?

YES - 58%

NO - 17%

DON'T KNOW - 25%

(Final tallies include West Coast votes.)