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Recently, I saw a disclaimer on a TV show that warned viewers of impending “comic mischief”. These toys would fit the bill. Consider yourself warned.
This is SO ugly, you just gotta laugh at the NAUGHTY GNOME. I'd like to stick it in my garden - nobody would guess, but the squirrels would be having a good time. Actually, it is a silicone vibrator with quite a strong motor, but other than cute, it is not anatomically correct. The pointy cap is too far up in the vagina and the nose is not near the clitoris.
From the same company, we've got The BUZZ BUNNY. Looks more like a nun clutching a bunch of carrots to me. These toys are heavy and they are NOT waterproof. Go figure? Plus, the silicone is so thick that the vibrations are quite dampened by time they reach the surface.
You know, we appreciate that companies are trying to make toys that don't look like the standard-issue penis, but in this case, the designers have sacrificed function for 'comic mischief'. Nice try fellas – you're getting' 1 briquet.
