Top Ten Toys Season 2


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1. Masturbation Jump-Start Kit
Guys would never need a kit like this, but the "MASTURBATION JUMP-START KIT" is a must for females who have difficulty reaching orgasm. Everything is here - vibrators, lubes and instruction book. Have fun!
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2. Grand Prix Stroker Pump
Never let it be said we left the guys out, and the guys on the crew felt I had been too hard on this toy the first time around - the GRAND PRIX STROKER PUMP. They say it's noisy but feels great. Now the Customs Inspector will sure as hell know what this is for, and if you are lucky enough to have a female inspector, she just might volunteer to help you out.
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3. Aria's Discreet Pleasurizer
Both males and females will enjoy ARIA'S DISCREET PLEASURIZER, a versatile massager that fits in the palm of your hand - use lots of lube for maximum sensations.

4. Impulse Spellbound Vibrator
Folks at the sex store tell me that the IMPULSE SPELLBOUND VIBRATOR is one of their best sellers, and my testers were impressed. And it glows in the dark, so you won't lose it in the tangle of sheets.

5. Audi-Oh
Called AUDI OH, it is truly unique. A clitoral stimulator fits around the hips keeping the butterfly in place. That's not news, but this is - it looks like a pager, but it is a battery operated microphone that responds to pulsating music, either on the dance floor or from your CD player. Or it will just vibrate to your own satisfied moans. It's an innovative new toy for the digital age.

6. Smartballs
At the other end of the technology spectrum, we have SMART BALLS. These are cute, weighted ben wah balls. The package touts them as a genital gymnasium for women.
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7. Blueberry Tart
For the guys, there's the BLUEBERRY TART. Slide your lubricated penis in the tube, and turn on the battery operated control for a sensation that's very much like anal sex. Cheap, cheery and easy to clean.
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8. Backdoor Kit for Beginners
Here's another kit, one for either sex - the "BACKDOOR KIT FOR BEGINNERS". It's got everything you need for anal exploration, including the Sinclair Institute's excellent instructional DVD "The Better Sex Guide to Anal Pleasure". Buying a kit is a lot cheaper than buying the items individually, and you know me – cheap, cheap, cheap! So this is a great buy.
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9. Mary Mermaid
The MARY MERMAID is a first-class vibrator for females. Designed in Germany, it just screams quality, the way you will be screaming as you use it for vaginal and clitoral stimulation.
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10. Mini-Tongue
And last but not least, there's the newly engineered MINI-TONGUE. The previous version of this was big and stupid, but this smaller version with its soft cyberskin exterior will keep you smiling for hours.
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