Season 1

Top 10 Sex Toys!


Well, it's the time again. Our Adult Toy Testing Council has survived another season of vapid vibrators, dumb dildoes, and crappy creams, and here's our picks for best sex products of the year:

1. This WILD SEX PACKAGE was very popular with my crew. There was fun stuff here - soft handcuffs, a sexy blindfold that is not scary, a functional multi speed vibrator, a warming strawberry flavoured massage oil and a leopard fabric carrying bag. It all adds up to a fun evening when the kids are away at camp.

2. On the practical side we have the KEGEL PRO. Use this to strengthen your pubococcygeal muscles while you are at the computer or watching TV. Your partner can use it too.
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3. This is cute - THE WORM is a simple, soft, silicone variable speed vibrator that only needs 2 AA batteries. Handy for clitoral stimulation but also for G Spot stimulation. Covered with a condom, it also could be used for anal penetration.
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4. The UTOPIA VIBRATING LOVE RING looks complicated but is mul;ti purpose. Small bullet in here can be used to stimulate her clitoris while the vibrating ring slides over his penis, or reverse it and stimulate his testicles. It takes 3 watch batteries that will last some time if you remove them when not in use.

5. If you are complaining that your partners ejaculate is strong and yechy, order some SWEET SECRETIONS. Taken daily, my testers claim the ejaculate became almost tolerable.

6. Folks are always worrying that the penis is not large enough. This is the most realistic and effective penis extender on the market, called the CYBERSKIN PENIS EXTENDER. Please know that you have to care for cyberskin toys as recommended.

7. Couples really enjoyed this package - the KAMA SUTRA TREASURE TROVE was a real bonus for a romantic weekend. Included are Pleasure Balm, a massage oil, a bag of Honey Dust and an appealing feather duster.

8. Well, I thought this was a stupid toy but my testers disagreed. POWER PALS is a multi speed vibrator, the head rotates, there is a vibrating mouse designed to provide clitoral stimulation and we were not sure what this tail is for. Must have been good for them…

9. LEATHER CINCH COCKRING - That extra pressure on the genitals feels very sexy, and this model - made of discreet black leather - offers an adjustable, metal cinch ring and easy one-snap release. One of the best we've tried.

10. These are big and bulky but the LIBERATOR SHAPES PILLOWS make a wide variety of sexual positions quite do-able. The possibilities are endless and your mother in law will never guess what they are really for.
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